Doubting Solo

This week�s meme got my thinking about Han Solo one-liners.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. 
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. 
I've got a bad feeling about this.
His quotes apply wonderfully to our world but I can�t quite embrace him as a skeptical role model because, in the Star Wars universe, his is dead wrong. The �hokey religion� in question, the Force, is true. Han had the right idea to doubt the Force because Jedi were inactive during his formative years making the extraordinary claims of the Force a matter of faith. He, rightly, came around when he witnessed his new friends levitating shit.

Theists seem to think atheists are close minded and in denial. We aren�t, we just need that demonstration. It is within God�s power (supposedly) to levitate objects and bend natural law, theists should pray to get him to do it. If I saw someone using the Force I�d immediately drop my career in favor of Jedi training. Likewise, you better believe I�d become a Christian.

Want to convert me? Use the Jesus, theists. If he can�t do it, you might want to rethink his power, influence and existence.

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