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The Save My Soul Via Government-Run Gambling Challenge

The religious ask me from time to time what would convince me that God exists. I have written about various ways that I would be convinced, but they all lack in detail and specifics. Today I�m offering one example of exactly what would convince me in a challenge that would likely save my soul, be compelling to readers of my blog, and almost certainly make the news as a story that would be picked up by Christians everywhere. The steps you, the believer, must take: Ask your God for the winning Mega Millions lotto numbers for Tuesday, 5-5-15. Give me the numbers privately. I�ll take it from here. I�ll use my own dollar to play your numbers on that date. The odds of those numbers hitting, while not impossible to hit by chance, would be a sufficient sign to me that God gave you the numbers and I would therefore join your faith. If they win, I will donate the jackpot to a charity affiliated with your (our) religion. Yes, I imagine a guy donating his winnings to charity because he says that...

Just Sayin'

Before. God, if you exist, you could make a decent case for yourself if you strike me down in the next minute. Otherwise, I'm so going to mock you. � Grundy (@deityshmeity) June 29, 2013 After. Still alive. (See last tweet.) God, if you exist, you suck. � Grundy (@deityshmeity) June 30, 2013